The Shallot is a new section that is included in The Belltower. The Shallow will feature work intended to examine issues through a satirical lens regarding Saint Martin’s University, The Belltower, the surrounding community, and anything and everything in between. The views expressed by The Shallot do not necessarily reflect those of The Belltower, Saint Martin’s University, or other concerned parties. The Shallot accepts guest articles. If you would like to submit an article for consideration, please e-mail belltower@stmartin.edu
Past Issues:
Boeing hires better interns to solve MAX 8/9 issues
Public Safety finds full service bar in Burton Hall during fire drill
Thurston County classifies Spangler Hall as farm given number of animals
SMU to change name to “The Saint Martin’s University”
Saint Martin’s announces attending classes, doing homework is no longer necessary
Archived documents show that Baran Hall was once a prison
Students attacked by rampant squirrel problem on campus
Saint Martin’s University spends millions on awning
Furniture Moving hits all-time high in Parsons Hall
Saint Martin’s to open satellite campus at PLU
Much like Greece, this yogurt is a lost cause
ASSMU: Putting the arts in liberal arts
ITS to add second Wi-Fi following negative insight from students
Freshman seminar professors institute naptime as graded activity
Online classes cause students to take up day drinking
COVID-19 mutates in dangerous new way
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